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Missionary Work

rubbishsex — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:49:17 +0000

Was rummaging through google’s image search when I came across this. Thought it looked cute so here it is.

Our Mother is Earthbound

rubbishsex — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 19:27:51 +0000

Mother 3, or in america it is Earthbound 2. The first Earthbound and first and only out of the three part series to hit america. A fan team is currently translating the game which should be done withen the next week or so. I’ll give you some links and a picture for those that are interested. This is a one of a kind game and you should not miss out on it.

In response to my workstation.

rubbishsex — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:05:27 +0000

When I decided to have both of my computers at my workstation run on the internet I couldn’t. So here is a tutorial on how to make multiple computers work on the internet with a cable modem. Most cable modems won’t allow more than one computer to connect to the internet even if the computers are plugged into a hub. This is because the modem only ties to one computer address at a time an will not allow any others to be connect. Here are the things you will need to do this.

Things you need:

1. One extra network card for the host computer. You should end up with two network cards in the computer.

2. One hub. For networking the host computer and clients.

3. A cable, dsl modem.

Now that you have the needed items you should be set. Your modem should be connected directly to the host computer and not the hub. Now go into Network Connections. This can be found in the Control Panel. You should be able to distinguish the network card you will be using for the internet from the other card that you will be using for your LAN. Select both by holding down the Ctrl button then right click on one and choose Bridge Connection. Wiat a moment while it sets everything up. Now select the network card that has the modem connected to it and right click on it. Now you want to choose to remove it from the bridge. Right click on the same network card and choose Properties. Pick the Advanced tab at the top. You should see an area that says Internet Connection Sharing. Below that check the only available box to turn on (ICS). Click OK and close out of the Properties window. Now you should plug your LAN network card and any clients you want connected to the internet into the hub. All clients should automatically assign an IP address and become connected to the great World Wide Web.

If you find this helpful or you have any questions about it then please comment me with your email address or any other contact info.

My new workstation

rubbishsex — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:36:52 +0000

Well I set up my new video workstation today. Here are a couple picture I took while I wait four hours for Old Boy to be rendered in Final Cut Pro. I will be starting work on a new video next week which will probably take me more than a week to complete. I’ll be making my own music for it too so I hope you all enjoy it once it is finished.

Her vagina felt like a brillo pad.

rubbishsex — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 00:19:28 +0000

Ok first off, this chicks pussy was like death valley. It was so dry and scaley, it hurt me and I bled. MMM great dry vagina sex. Yeah….

Our leader is a twat.

rubbishsex — Sat, 02 Sep 2006 06:20:32 +0000

Home Glass Heroes

rubbishsex — Tue, 29 Aug 2006 07:09:25 +0000

At the foot of the bed sits a rusty-red leather hat. This hat has seen many an adventure, whether it be visiting ancient tombs in north east Africa, or hunting down blood mages in the rain forests. A world like none other, Semi Side Up, a planet built from the ground up by the Major Planetary Contractors Co.

“This all seems a bit cheesy, yes, but do try and explain why there were dirty road cones laying in the bathroom floor?”

There is a short pause, then the man in red begins to speak. “I parked my Miata in a red zone, and when I got home they were in my back seat. I figured we could keep them so I wouldn’t have to return them as a lost and found.”

I’m having you to toast the pesticides, rack in a mole then see the burn.

Plastered on the window, shes can write, praying to god that he won’t die.

Man in red: I played baseball with that guy!

a.k.a: Did you now?

Man in red: Yeah he was center field. Great catcher, in fact he was better than me.

a.k.a: It’s a grashindoo thing. Sitting on the bar keep. He’s staring out the window, theres a gum stain on the carpet.

Taylor Bow

rubbishsex — Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:49:08 +0000

I have acquired a username and password for this great home video collection featuring Taylor Bow. I will at some point make these videos available for free on my site for your convenience.

Handicap me Captain!

rubbishsex — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 11:00:28 +0000

Lately i’ve been wondering around the “Smokers Realm”. For a split second I thought I had seen a ghost, but it was only a smoke cloud, rising to the ceiling. I looked around hard for a place to sit, but it was hard to see; my eyes were watering so badly. I finally stumbled my way across the room into a seperate area for non smokers. While completely overusing the word “I”, I thought “why would they have the non smokers area across the room to which you would have to cross the smokers area to get here?”.

Sooner or later you’ll see patrons gathering outside with picket signs, trying to boycott the place. For one thing if anyone ever noticed, the place is called Smokers Realm. If you don’t like smoking then why the fuck are you here? It is a custom to have to walk through the smokers area to get to the non smoking area. Like a trademark all Smokers Realm restaurants have.

What a beautiful world we live in.

rubbishsex — Sun, 13 Aug 2006 09:04:50 +0000

I’d love to say, for the one millionth time in my life, that this this country is completely filled with idiots and fat people. Today I seriously thought I was going to go down to the local pawn shop on Johnson and purchase me a weapon to shoot some things. You would think that america was against common sense or something. Just about every single person that comes into Hastings is a moron. Today I had this seamingly innocent old lady come up to me, while in the video department, and asks where the DVD’s are. Hello, you’re surrounded by fucking DVD’s! After a few minutes of trying to understand why she would be asking such a stupid question, she decides to tell me it’s not just any DVD she’s looking for, but a christian DVD. Wow, was it really that hard to say you wanted a christian DVD in the first place? Go home and overdose on a glass of warm rancid milk lady. The list of idiots that come into that store just keeps getting longer by the millisecond, by the way thats one thousandth (10-³) of a second. I could keep on with my rantings but it’s four in the morning and I really need some sleep. Maybe i’ll dream about ridding the world of useless meat bags.