At the foot of the bed sits a rusty-red leather hat. This hat has seen many an adventure, whether it be visiting ancient tombs in north east Africa, or hunting down blood mages in the rain forests. A world like none other, Semi Side Up, a planet built from the ground up by the Major Planetary Contractors Co.
“This all seems a bit cheesy, yes, but do try and explain why there were dirty road cones laying in the bathroom floor?”
There is a short pause, then the man in red begins to speak. “I parked my Miata in a red zone, and when I got home they were in my back seat. I figured we could keep them so I wouldn’t have to return them as a lost and found.”
I’m having you to toast the pesticides, rack in a mole then see the burn.
Plastered on the window, shes can write, praying to god that he won’t die.
Man in red: I played baseball with that guy!
a.k.a: Did you now?
Man in red: Yeah he was center field. Great catcher, in fact he was better than me.
a.k.a: It’s a grashindoo thing. Sitting on the bar keep. He’s staring out the window, theres a gum stain on the carpet.
