Lately i’ve been wondering around the “Smokers Realm”. For a split second I thought I had seen a ghost, but it was only a smoke cloud, rising to the ceiling. I looked around hard for a place to sit, but it was hard to see; my eyes were watering so badly. I finally stumbled my way across the room into a seperate area for non smokers. While completely overusing the word “I”, I thought “why would they have the non smokers area across the room to which you would have to cross the smokers area to get here?”.
Sooner or later you’ll see patrons gathering outside with picket signs, trying to boycott the place. For one thing if anyone ever noticed, the place is called Smokers Realm. If you don’t like smoking then why the fuck are you here? It is a custom to have to walk through the smokers area to get to the non smoking area. Like a trademark all Smokers Realm restaurants have.
